"Vig , mate, please tell me yer haven’t !”
“Haven’t what, Sean ?”
“Don’t play the innocent with me, Vig. You were kiddin’, right, like in interviews, when ye’re bored ?”
“About what, Sean ?”
“ So yer goin’ ter make me spell it out, yer Wanker ? Pissin’ in the sink ! Don’t tell me yer’ve been pissin’ in MY sink ?”
“OUR sink, Sean !”
“Viggo ! Answer the question !”
“Urine is very useful, Sean. It is antiseptic. The nitrogen makes it a great fertilizer. The ancient Romans used it as a bleaching agent and I believe that to this day it ‘s used in the process of dyeing wool……”
“Stop the diversionary tactics, Viggo ! Have you or have you not been pissing in this sink ?”
“….And some advocate drinking one’s own urine daily, for therapeutic purposes.”
“Dear God, please tell me yer not about to start that as well ?”
“Everything is water, Sean and if healthy, urine IS sterile !”
“Oh shite ! And ah bet yer do it in the pool, an’ the shower an’ probably the fuckin’ Jacuzzi !”
“Sterile, Sean !”
“Shut up an’ pass the disinfectant !”
Summary: I was intrigued by Viggo's piece "Everything is really Water" in "I Forget you for Ever"
Rated: R
Categories: Actor RPS Pairing: Sean/Viggo
Warnings: NoneChallenges:
Series: NoneChapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 205 Read: 879
Published: 07 Aug 2009 Updated: 07 Aug 2009