Like many items in his house, Viggo's telephone is ancient. Mid-1970s model. Still works great, so why replace it? Includes a 25-foot-long handset cord, perfect for wandering between the bedroom and studio. And zen-like rotary dialing, because patience is a virtue.
It sits cheerfully on the nightstand.
Until a flailing limb knocks it aside.
Sean's leg -- then Karl's arm -- then Viggo's arms and legs -- become twisted up in the handset's coiled ribbon, and before you can say "London calling," their budding threesome is ruined.
Okay, maybe it IS time to upgrade.
Summary: Three men and a telephone.
Rated: PG-13
Categories: Actor RPS Pairing: Sean/Viggo/Karl Urban
Warnings: NoneChallenges:
Series: NoneChapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 94 Read: 838
Published: 07 Aug 2009 Updated: 07 Aug 2009