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Summary: Birds do it, bees do it, are Men and hobbits any different?

Rated: G

Categories: LOTR FPS Pairing: Aragorn/Boromir

Warnings: None

Challenges:

Series: None

Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes

Word count: 202 Read: 590

Published: 07 Aug 2009 Updated: 07 Aug 2009

I.

When Merry found him, Pippin had a look of bemused disgust on his face.

"What's up, Pip?"

"Merry! Did you know that Aragorn... and Boromir... are..." He broke off.

"Are sneaking off into the bushes to have at it like bunnies?"

"Well..." Pippin blushed. "yes."

"'Course I knew. Everyone knew. Except you, of course."

"But it's..." He couldn't quite articulate what it was. "Just...ewww!"

"Try not to think about it, Pip. You don't think about your parents doing that, do you?"

"EWWWWW! No!"

"Well then, do the same for them."

Pippin nodded. "Okay, Merry. But...can I wash my brain first?"



II.

When Aragorn found him, Boromir had a look of bemused disgust on his face.

"What's amiss, Boromir?"

"Aragorn! Did you know that Merry... and Pippin... are..." He broke off.

"Are sneaking off into the bushes to have at it like bunnies?"

"Well..." Boromir blushed. "yes."

"Yes, I knew. Everyone knew. Except you, of course."

"But it's..." He couldn't quite articulate what it was. "Just...ugh!"

"Try not to think about it, Boromir. You don't think about your brother doing that, do you?"

"EWWWWW! No!"

"Well then, do the same for them."

Boromir nodded. "Yes, Aragorn. But...can I wash my brain first?"