"Fuck, Viggo, in just two days you've turned me bedroom into a tip - can't find me boxers and the quilt looks like a Nazgul's pissed on it."
"Do Nazgul piss? Do they drink? They're wraiths, so I dont suppose they do. Wonder if they have sex? They're all male, so maybe they have gay Nazgul orgies. Maybe it was cockrings Sauron gave to the nine kings of Men."
"You're a mad, pervy bastard, you know that?"
"And you love me for it."
"Yeah. Come here."
"Mmm, oh that's good, Sean..."
"Want some more?"
"God, yeah."
"Then get the quilt washed."
Summary: How to resolve domestic disputes over laundry.
Rated: PG
Categories: Actor RPS Pairing: Sean/Viggo
Warnings: NoneChallenges:
Series: NoneChapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 101 Read: 865
Published: 07 Aug 2009 Updated: 07 Aug 2009