'Twas squeeful, and the fangirl hordes
Did meep and murgle all the day
All murgle-y were the LJ boards
Hoping for some VigBean fic that day.
"Beware the Viggowock, my Sean!
The eyes that pierce, the manic cackle!
Beware the muscled physique and shun
The sneak-attack rugbytackle!"
He took his "Vorpal Sword" in hand
Long time the Danish cocktease he sought
So rested he and had a wank (or three)
And laid for a while in thought.
And as in post-wank sleep he snored,
The Viggowock, whom none could tame,
Came charging through the bedroom door
And undressed as he came!
"Vig!" "Sean!" "Vig!" "Sean!" And until dawn
The "Vorpal Blade" was on th'attack.
They broke the bed when he gave Vig head,
And he came, collapsing back.
"And hast thou bagged the Viggowock?
Come to my arms, my Sheffield boy!
He's a fabulous lay, any time of the day!"
She squee'd in voyeuristic joy.
'Twas squeeful, and the fangirl hordes
Did meep and murgle all the day
All murgle-y were the LJ boards
Hoping for some VigBean fic that day.
Viggowocky by Isern
Summary: The VigBean take on Lewis Carroll's classic "Jabberwocky".
Rated: PG-13
Categories: Actor RPS Pairing: None
Warnings: NoneChallenges:
Series: NoneChapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 181 Read: 655
Published: 06 Aug 2009 Updated: 06 Aug 2009