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Summary: Sean and Viggo have a close encounter with the Squee Kind.

Rated: PG

Categories: Actor RPS Pairing: Sean/Viggo

Warnings: None

Challenges:

Series: None

Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes

Word count: 141 Read: 611

Published: 06 Aug 2009 Updated: 06 Aug 2009

"Viggo, I'm tellin' ya, she's been followin' us for blocks now!

"Has anyone ever told you you're paranoid, Sean?"

"It's not paranoia if they're really following you."

"Maybe she's just lost. We should help her out."

"Maybe she's a raving bloody psycho stalker and we should run away."

"Quit whining. Look, this'll only take a second... Hi there. Can we help you?"

"SQUEEE!!"

"The hell?"

"Shut up, Sean. What's your name?"

"Murgle..."

"Are you lost?"

"Meep! Burble..."

"That ain't proper English, mate."

"Quiet. I think I've got the hang of it. I'm going to ask her her name now: Ummmmm... Meeble meep-meep murgle guh SQUEE?"

"GUH!"

Crash!

Some moments later...

"Christ, Vig, I think... I think she's dead!"

"Well, at least she's got a smile on her face... I mean, look. She looks kinda happy, doesn't she?"

"Shit. Happy or not, this could be bad. What should we do with the body?"

"I know what you should do with my body..."