"Has anyone ever told you you're paranoid, Sean?"
"It's not paranoia if they're really following you."
"Maybe she's just lost. We should help her out."
"Maybe she's a raving bloody psycho stalker and we should run away."
"Quit whining. Look, this'll only take a second... Hi there. Can we help you?"
"SQUEEE!!"
"The hell?"
"Shut up, Sean. What's your name?"
"Murgle..."
"Are you lost?"
"Meep! Burble..."
"That ain't proper English, mate."
"Quiet. I think I've got the hang of it. I'm going to ask her her name now: Ummmmm... Meeble meep-meep murgle guh SQUEE?"
"GUH!"
Crash!
Some moments later...
"Christ, Vig, I think... I think she's dead!"
"Well, at least she's got a smile on her face... I mean, look. She looks kinda happy, doesn't she?"
"Shit. Happy or not, this could be bad. What should we do with the body?"
"I know what you should do with my body..."