Summary: This is because of a real advertisement. Choose your lube!
Rated: PG
Categories: Actor RPS Pairing: Sean/Viggo
Warnings: NoneChallenges:
Series: NoneChapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 99 Read: 618
Published: 19 Jan 2012 Updated: 19 Jan 2012
There was usually a smell of bacon around the house in the morning. Sean was a bacon and eggs man, especially after the Jameson's had been broached well. Viggo would eat anything. He liked a lot of fruit, and sometimes he would moan softly into Sean's ear that Bacon With Everything was a bit Too Much. So when he opened his fifth Christmas present, he realised he'd have to modify his complaints. Sean smirked broadly as Viggo read the label, looked up at him, and re-read. It said "BACONLUBE FOR REAL MEN!" Viggo cackled, "Real MEN shouldn't need lube!"