Summary: Cognac. A car. And Sean, The Human Breathalyzer.

Rated: R

Categories: Actor RPS Pairing: Sean/Viggo

Warnings: None

Challenges:

Series: Slightly Fruity

Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes

Word count: 2443 Read: 1746

Published: 07 Aug 2009 Updated: 07 Aug 2009

Bold, a tad rough, and slightly fruity. Yeah, that was Viggo, all right, from what Sean could tell after only two weeks of knowing the man.

Not to mention slightly impolite -- the guy'd had the gall to use Sean's shirt as a towel for his come-splashed hand before Sean could wheeze out a protest. But then Viggo had grinned, kindly, and the weight of his body became a support rather than a crush. And the smile stayed when Sean's arms curled tightly around his lower back to hold him close.

They leaned against the car.

--

When he finally recovered his breath, his bearings, and enough coherency, Sean played back his tape recorder and filled in the blanks. "Umm. So, was that supposed to convince me that you're sober? Or that you're quite drunk?"

"Which would you prefer?" Viggo whispered enigmatically into his hair.

The vibrations sent a shiver down Sean's spine. Or, maybe that was just the cold, considering they'd been standing there awhile and his thin layer of sweat was rapidly evaporating. His body had regained consciousness now and he was acutely aware of Viggo's cock -- hmmm, make that hard cock -- molding into the curve of his hip, squishing sticky clothes against his skin. He also noticed they were almost the same height. Might come in handy someday, that.

In one lightning-quick movement he un-snaked his arms and dug four fingers (and one thumb) firmly into the flesh of Viggo's ass cheeks; his other hand groped that hard cock. He bit back a laugh at Viggo's expression of total surprise. Who's the worldly one now, eh?

In the not-too-far-off distance, the pub door slammed shut. Laughter floated through the air.

"Not here," muttered Viggo, grinding himself roughly against Sean's hand anyway. "Get in the car."

"Driver's seat or passenger's?" asked Sean in a voice that absolutely dripped innocence.

"Doesn't matter," Viggo growled, tearing himself out of Sean's grip. "We're not going anywhere for a while anyway."

With that, he unlocked the door of the car and unceremoniously shoved Sean into the back seat.

--

"You drive around with your sword in the car?" Sean couldn't believe it. He'd worked with lots of Method actors before, but this was certainly a new one.

Viggo sighed, twisting himself around the back of the front seat to pop the keys into the ignition, wondering if he should switch the heater on. He hadn't at all been prepared for how cold New Zealand nights could get. "Yes, I do. Just put it on the floor, okay? Carefully."

There was a loud clink as Sean gingerly tried to stuff Anduril under the front seat. "What the hell was that?" He bent down and groped about in the dark, coming up a few seconds later with -- surprise, surprise -- a nearly-full bottle of Ra33;my Martin Extra.

"You drive around with cognac in your car, too?" So much for Method acting; this was just plain nuts. Not to mention probably illegal. "Shouldn't you be sitting on a street corner, drinking this out of a paper bag or something?"

Forget the heater. Settling back, Viggo grabbed the bottle, pulled the cork, and calmly poured a rich amber rivulet into Sean's hand as if dousing one's friend with cognac was the most natural thing in the world.

--

"Oi! Are you mad?" The thick, sweet smell was everywhere; it burned Sean's nostrils as if he'd just tossed back an entire snifter in one go. His senses were so overwhelmed that it took a few seconds to register that Viggo was drinking the cognac out of his palm, suckling and lapping like an eager kitty. Oh. That was nice.

Sean noticed much of the cognac had splashed over his clothes. Not so nice. Would be a bitch to get out in the wash tomorrow, for sure...

God, that tickled like hell. He curled his palm, offering up his fingers instead and Viggo acquiesced, licking them one by one, ever so slowly. Swirling his tongue around each knuckle, each tip, tracing the shape of the nails, now and then blowing lightly to transform the alcohol's heat into chill. Then dipping into the spaces between Sean's fingers before the cognac could finish seeping, burning, stinging in the sword-practice cracks and cuts.

Viggo's tongue was like a tiny pointed sponge, sopping up everything in its vicinity -- sweat, dirt, possibly even some mildly-toxic lead from the pencils they'd been sketching with a couple of hours ago. Too bad it was practically dark in the car; Sean had a feeling Viggo's eyes were on him while he licked, searching for everything and missing nothing. And all this attention being lavished on his hand was making him dizzy. Twisting his free hand through a length of soft hair, he pulled up and back -- just as he'd thought, those eyes were on him -- and he licked the length of Viggo's bared throat in one firm upwards swipe. The reply he got was a bizarre mix of breathy moan and satisfied cackle, but it sounded pretty damn good. He licked again, and got the same response.

"Yeah. Do it again." Slightly pleading; Sean couldn't refuse.

"Again." Demanding this time.

"You forgot to say please," he teased, but when Viggo twisted out of the hold and kissed Sean so hard his head smacked the back of the upholstered seat, he realized he might be out of his league here.

--

There was something about the way Viggo kissed that loosened Sean's grip on reality. Once again he'd totally zoned out for a minute, lost in some kind of swirly brain-fog, and hadn't even noticed Viggo unzipping his own jeans and placing Sean's sticky hand firmly over his cock.

Sean may have had a few pints on board, but he still knew how to take a hint.

He started stroking, trying to take the time to explore and gauge Viggo's reactions. Difficult, though, with that now-familiar tongue (and a slightly-different taste) filling his mouth, obliterating just about every other sense and sensation and sensibility he had.

"So what does this one taste like?" Viggo asked, his tongue finally sliding out to explore Sean's jawline.

"What?"

"Ra33;my Martin's different than that cheaper stuff, isn't it? Stronger wood notes." Christ, the man was practically... conversational about it. How the hell did he keep such control? "Did you know cognac is actually distilled from grapes, not fruit?"

"Errrr.... no.... ahhh..." Sean squirmed under the power of that tongue, which was now leisurely -- lazily -- checking out the inner contours of his ear in between rough nips of teeth, and he sighed blissfully. "Don't care, really...."

Viggo pulled back abruptly, leaving Sean panting and confused. And no longer blissful. "Don't care? That's a shame, Sean. A fine cognac is one of life's pleasures."

"Like this, you mean?" Sean purred, swooping down and swallowing Viggo's cock in one deft, smooth motion.

--

He swirled his tongue around the head like a connoisseur swishing liqueur around a delicately-curved glass; he lightly squeezed Viggo's balls as if they were swollen, ripe grapes; and the traces of cognac left on his palm (and on his tongue) created a burning friction that, from the way Viggo was groaning and bucking his hips, must be a lot more enjoyable than he would've thought. He dragged the flat surface of his teeth over the ridge, teasing and testing, and got a kick in the leg for his trouble. A kick with a bare foot.

Whatever the hell this barefoot thing was about, Sean had to admit he found it pretty damn sexy. Especially if all New Bohemians made the kinds of unabashed growling sounds this one was currently making. And it was because of him -- well, what a kick that was.

He glanced up, confidently sought out Viggo's eyes in the near-dark, and watched the glaze spread through them as he sped up his rhythm, trilled his tongue, licked and sucked and hummed and did everything with his mouth that he figured Viggo would enjoy.

After all that warm-up -- literally, what with the way the cognac cooled then heated the skin, like menthol -- it didn't take long for Viggo's shuddering to get crazier and his moans louder. Then he gulped and came hard, in hot viscous spurts that slid down Sean's throat like cream.

The last spurt didn't quite make it down the gullet, though; a couple drops slipped out the corner of Sean's mouth, sliding down to his chin in a slick drizzle. He wiped it off with the back of his hand, smiled innocently, and this time Viggo's shirt acted as the towel.

--

Despite his slumped-over position, it was Sean's turn to be the quiet rock of support. He certainly couldn't complain about that. Especially not with Viggo panting and sighing. And especially not with Viggo's hand lazily brushing his hair and ghosting over his shoulders, petting him like a cat. He could get used to that sort of thing.

Nuzzling his head against Viggo's thigh, Sean congratulated himself. That'd definitely put an end to Viggo's waxing lyrical about his bloody cognac. And what a tasty triumph it was, too.

Musky, a tad bitter, and... well, slightly fruity.