Summary: Three men and a telephone.
Categories: Actor RPS Characters: Sean/Viggo/Karl Urban
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 94 Read: 843
Published: 07 Aug 2009 Updated: 07 Aug 2009
Chapter 1 by Milochka
Like many items in his house, Viggo's telephone is ancient. Mid-1970s model. Still works great, so why replace it? Includes a 25-foot-long handset cord, perfect for wandering between the bedroom and studio. And zen-like rotary dialing, because patience is a virtue.
It sits cheerfully on the nightstand.
Until a flailing limb knocks it aside.
Sean's leg -- then Karl's arm -- then Viggo's arms and legs -- become twisted up in the handset's coiled ribbon, and before you can say "London calling," their budding threesome is ruined.
Okay, maybe it IS time to upgrade.
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