Summary: Sharpe cleans his rifle, and a king is crowned.
Categories: Actor RPS Characters: Sean/Viggo
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 101 Read: 781
Published: 07 Aug 2009 Updated: 07 Aug 2009
Chapter 1 by Milochka
"Urghhh. Vig, why're you calling at 5am?!"
"Ooops, sorry. Forgot about the time zones."
"S'okay. I was sort of awake anyway..."
"Busy cleaning your rifle, eh Sharpe?"
"Very funny. You're one to talk -- you were crowning your king last time I called."
"Well, I am King Elessar..."
"Ha! King Johnson, more like."
"Whatever you say, Sir John Thomas."
"Look, Vig, this conversation isn't helping me prime the pump here."
"Sorry. Want me to hang up and leave you to it?"
"Nah... stay. Tell me a story?"
"Hmmm, okay. Let's see... last week I saw the movie 'Free Willy', and--"
*click*
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